Thanks, Bro!

My brother just got laid off today from his job as a physicist for a startup in San Diego. I have no idea what he did there other than drink and start bar fights. One time he strung me along with a rambling explanation of his work that ended with "and we power it all with the dilithium crystals," at which point I started yelling at him. Anyway, it was so kind of him to call me up past midnight when I was in peaceful slumber and give me the update. Of course it gets me going down the road of my layoff (which he agreed was far worse than his, given that he got the axe with 50 others), blah blah blah, and now I can't sleep.