The Archive of Misheard Lyrics

I just found this. Pretty funny. Had a laugh, and now it's back to work for me finishing article number 2 this week (1 down, must remember celebration cannot begin until both are written!). Yes it is. No more surfing.

Smash Mouth: All Star

The real lyrics were:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

But I misheard them as:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
and the shape of a elf on her forehead.

or

Foo Fighters: My Hero

The real lyrics were:
There goes my hero, he's ordinary

But I misheard them as:
There goes my hero, he's old and hairy