Mediocrity Is the Catch of the Day

I don't spell good when I write an email
But I'm no dropout, got a shiny degree
Majored in bong hits at the University
Now I work in a cube and my dealer's in jail

Don't see the point of lots of punctuation
An ellipsis, what's that? Just some dots on the run
Commas or a dash don't make no difference at all
Slows me down to write 'em on the bathroom stall

I wrote this song, and it's sort of OK
But I left it like this 'cause the gig don't pay
So sing along with me, just do what I say
Mediocrity is the catch of the day

I take a long lunch while I surf for some porn
Don't look so disgusted when you know it's the norm
This job pays good so I can go to the bar
Drink ten beers and then find my new car

We had a cool band and we used to rehearse
Then someone brought the bong and man, that was a curse
One guy made it, yeah he made it big time
He plays drumset and makes big money in crime

I wrote this song, and it's sort of OK
But I left it like this 'cause the gig don't pay
So sing along with me, just do what I say
Mediocrity is the catch of the day

(c) 2007 by Alexa Weber Morales