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Professional Samba and Salsa Sabor for Your Special Occasion!

If you're reading this, you probably already know: Music makes life memorable! Giving the gift of live music to your guests, colleagues or patrons sets you apart from the crowd. And hiring affordable pros rather than outsourcing to surly amateurs or gifted simians (though they are indeed our closest relatives) ensures you'll be thrilled with the sounds you hear!

Alexa Weber Morales has performed in music festivals (San Jose Jazz Festival, Sonoma Jazz+Wine), nightclubs (Jazz at Pearl's, Yoshi's), conferences, parties and boats (Hornblower Yachts). Unlike many unsavory entertainers, she has never been on the FBI's Most Wanted List. Only roses have been thrown on stage after her singing -- never tomatoes or underwear. Alexa and her band truly enjoy sharing music with appreciative audiences wherever and whenever it will enhance the occasion. Furthermore, Alexa lives life on a natural high (no meds!) and transmits that enthusiasm to events without ever losing sight of her responsibility as an entertainer.

Alexa is available for private parties, corporate events, weddings, benefits
and most celebrations that do not involve ritual sacrifice.

She can tailor the band to your event needs:
--a simple acoustic duo (piano/voice or guitar/voice),
--quartet (add bass and drums)
--quintet (add congas or background vocalist)
--or a larger band with horns and percussion section.
She also is lead singer for a 12-piece band with horns, guitar, piano and percussion,
and an unforgettable 19-piece brass band (ear protection recommended).

Enjoy her trademark mix of latin, Brazilian, original and American flavors
of jazz and funk, or request your favorite sounds.

Call Alexa at 510-532-3757 for a friendly evaluation of your musical event
planning needs. She never hesitates to recommend the right musicians
for the job if her band won't fit the bill.

Testimonials

"Alexa Weber Morales is an exceptional performer. Alexa and group have entertained our fundraising gathering for three years at the Jazzschool. The music and beautiful vocals are rousing and original. We recommend her for all types of parties and performances."
--Karen Meryash, Willard Middle School, Berkeley, Calif.

"The party on Sunday was the best party of my entire life. Thanks to you and the guitarist, it was truly memorable. The music created an atmosphere that surrounded and enriched everything else. We just loved having you here. Many thanks and we hope to see you again."
--Beth Wolinsky, Oakland, Calif.

“Alexa and her band made our wedding wonderful and gave a perfect exotic flavor. I'd use them again in a heartbeat!”
--Jennifer Gutierrez, Oakland, Calif.

“Thanks to your professionalism, generous spirit and artistry, our fundraiser surpassed our hopes!”
--Sam Meadows, San Francisco, Calif.

Alexa Weber Morales :: World/Jazz Singer-Songwriter :: TOP 20 AIRPLAY NATIONWIDE
NEW RELEASE :: VAGABUNDEO/WANDERINGS NOW ON iTUNES!

CD :: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/alexawm2 (Vagabundeo)
CD :: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/alexawm (Jazzmerica)
CD :: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/waynewallace4 (lead vox tracks 1, 3, 8)
WEB :: http://www.alexawebermorales.com
BLOG :: http://www.alexawebermorales.com/blogger.html
VIDEO :: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=awebermorales
LABEL :: http://www.patoisrecords.com
MYSPACE :: http://www.myspace.com/alexawebermorales