Fans Say the Darndest Things!
At a show the other night...
FAN: I love your dancing! Can you teach me how to dance?
ME: Sure!
FAN: I'm so glad you made us all stand up and dance at the end of the show. I felt so good!
ME: Great!
FAN: I felt so good, I just wanted to take all my clothes off!
ME: Well, I'm glad you didn't, because then you would have been ejected from the concert.
FAN: I know. That's too bad, isn't it?
ME: No, I think it's wise to keep your clothes on. Thanks for dancing! [Turning to next person] How would you like me to autograph your CD?
posted by Alexa Weber Morales @ 11/13/2007
2 comments
2 Comments:
Fan male or female? I'm guessing male-ish.
Male! Actually, he was trying to be funny, and he succeeded. I thought it would make a good blog post, too.
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