Most Horrible Holiday Recipe Award

I just read this disgusting gem in a special December 2007 issue of People. Apparently you blend and then refrigerate until it thickens. I don't think you're supposed to drink it.

"Hungry Girl's No-Nonsense Nog"

5 cups light vanilla soy milk
1 small pack instant sugar-free fat-free fake-vanilla-flavored pudding mix
6 no-calorie sweetener packets
1 tsp. imitation rum extract
1/2 tsp. nutmeg

What a waste of nutmeg! And who came up with that headline?