Important Update from the Back Seat

"Mommy, Mommy, baby has booger all over his face. It's green and gray and slimy and it's even black in spots and--"

"Alright, alright, I can't turn around and wipe it while I'm driving."

"But Mommy, it's really big and disgusting--"

"For crying out loud, I don't need the detailed description, OK?"

"But Mommy--"

"No more, please!"

"But Mommy, I have to tell you something amazing!"

"What is it?"

"The booger is shaped just like the state of California!"