Top 10 Discarded New Year's Slogans for 2009

1. If you wanna live large, just charge it!

2. 2009? Waste of time.

3. Drink cheap wine in 2009.

4. Damn, I guess the house is not an ATM after all.

5. You want bubbles? I'll show you a #$&%* bubble!

6. How the hell did it get to be 2009 already?

7. Continuous decline in 2009.

8. Build a shrine in 2009.

9. New year, new pair of underwear.

10. No more corporate warmongering profiteering slime in 2009!!!!!!!!