Top 10 Rejected Money-Saving Tips for Musicians

1. Save on haircuts: For an edgy look, let your kids give you a trim!

2. To add variety to the show, train your cat to sit on stage looking bored.

3. Two words: Trick socks.

4. Ladies, let the girls do the singing, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

5. Food coloring and flour mixed into a tub of Vaseline creates inexpensive shades of makeup.

6. Bring all those life-size blowup dolls you have lying around the house as seat-fillers for your next concert.

7. Remember the Thigh Master? Rent out your piano as an amazing finger-exercise machine.

8. A scoop of Crisco is an inexpensive food extender that makes you feel fuller and look wider.

9. Act in abundance: Fill your billfold with Monopoly money and boast about your gig at Park Place.

10. Sell your wireless PA and use a megaphone instead. Duct tape makes it hands-free!