Hit Songs I Have Neglected to Write

Going through my files of unfinished songs and ideas, I came across some titles that, simply put, would be platinum hits if only I would complete them. Wanna whiff of my genius? Here you go:

1. Cerveza, Meado del Diablo (this could be a major hit in Mexico)
2. What You Call Beer I Call the Devil's Piss (crossover hit for U.S. market)
3. You're a Dipshit, Joe Lieberman
   
4. I Had a Very Shitty Christmas This Year (don't worry, it's from a while ago)
5. Lover's Logorrhea (over an Ivan Lins-style melody)
   
6. Mi Venganza Telefonica/My Telephonic Revenge (just has a ring to it, no?)
7. Mommy's Not a Happy Camper
8. Rejected, Dejected and Infected (R&B)
   
9. Something Is Pounding In My Head (techno)
   
10. What's In Your Diaper? (actually, I finished that one, and it was a hit on YouTube. My brother said he sings it when he changes his son's diaper.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOISZzCwMIs