What Not to Wear to a CD Release Party

Finally! I have been banging my head against the wall trying to figure out what I should wear to my CD release party (which I have neglected to mention in this blog, though it's all over the Internet. It is May 25, 26 and 27 at the gorgeous Jazz at Pearl's, 256 Columbus at Broadway, conveniently located in San Francisco's red light district). I knew I wanted something shiny, something pointy, something with long dark socks--this is the kind of glamour I imagined.

What better inspiration than the annual Eurovision contest, always expertly covered by the bitterly superficial bloggers at GoFugYourself.com?